Given the state of my swing these days, I’m happy to have an excuse to confine my golf activity to an occasional trip to the range, which in our area is covered and heated. The winter offers a break from golf, which when a kid, I never liked. But now, as an old guy, I’m sort of grateful for. First of all, it’s tough to swing in cold temps. It’s tough too to hit off soggy and sometimes muddy fairways. It’s tough to play in a cold wind. It’s tough to walk and push a cart. There’s no forgiving roll off the tee where I live. The ball hits and stops, and then you invariably have to lift it and clean off the mud. Not fun. My shoes get muddy. My cart wheels get muddy. My clubs get muddy. And any hills become like trench warfare. And then I have to put all this muddy equipment in my car! No, unless we have a dry, warm spell, I’ll forgo golf this winter. It’s too damn cold and wet for my skin and bones.
So, I’ll just watch golf in Hawaii and dream of spring and summer when I can clean up the equipment, get the kinks and creaks out of the ole body, and knock the rust off my swing. And speaking of rust, I am lost. I know I’ve been through severe illness over the past few years but how the hell does a golf swing deteriorate so much after playing for about 60 years? I should see a pro but I’m stubborn in that way. I think I should be able to work it out myself. Funny how the ego is around that expectation. Do any of you go through the same thing? Forsaking common sense and the need for a pro, and driving myself nuts with all sorts of possible remedies. I certainly don’t do that for the illnesses I’ve been through. I went to doctors and put my trust and faith in their expertise and experience. It worked. They saved my life, for which I am very appreciative, as you can imagine.
But when my golf swing is sick, I go, Nah, I’ll figure it out. Shit, I’ve been playing since I was 14. What, you can’t diagnose and cure what’s going wrong, says I to myself says I? Well the golf swing is a complicated thing. There are more moving parts than a car, and more opportunities to move those parts in the wrong sequence. The timing, even more than a car, must be impeccable and pretty precise. You need to think about what you’re doing, then, in the next moment, you need to think not at all. Wipe the slate clean when you approach the ball. Of course, too, you need to take myriad other things into consideration: the wind, the temp, the lie, the needed club, and whether you can sensibly clear the lake in front of the green. It’s a tough, demanding, daunting game. Sensibly, sure. It’s a game that requires sensibility, but the ego, the brain does not always do sensible things. In fact, it thinks it can do the impossible at times, like clearing the lake in front of the green.
I don’t know. I think about quitting this game at times. Go back to hiking, to cooking, to singing and guitar playing, to more writing. But…but…but…I just can’t leave it. It’s part of me. Part of who I am and who I’ve been for decades. And it’s not like it’s a bad addiction. Compared to most addictions, it’s pretty OK, don’t you think. Oh Jeez, looks like I talked myself back into it again. I’ll stick with the bloody game. But cooking might be funner…and less muddy!
A friend of mine sent me Rick Reilly’s book Commander in Cheat. So far, a great read and I highly recommend it. Trump’s been cheating, lying, and, now, inciting to violence all his life, far beyond his cheating on the golf course of which he is a chronic offender. Even Twitter yanked his account away permanently. And now an insurrection by his followers, bringing this country as close to fascism as I’ve ever seen it.
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